Current Handicap: 13.6
We Talking About Practice
I have practiced putting once since I started this moronic journey. Once. Putting makes up for 50% of golf and I’ve practiced it once. How in the hell can I expect to shoot below par if I only practice half of the game? Can you imagine if other sports teams had my logic? “Well itContinue reading “We Talking About Practice”
Mental vs Mechanical
Let’s talk about the only 6 inches that matter, no not that you pervert, I’m talking about the 6 inches between your ears. You ever just stare at a blank screen trying to come up with metaphors for golf? Well you’re going to want to strap in for this one because it is just awful.Continue reading “Mental vs Mechanical”
Deconstructing Golf
I straight up refuse to believe that golf can’t be easy. If you sit down and think about what it takes to shoot par it really isn’t that complicated. I will use my game and my club’s scorecard as an example. In order for me to shoot par I must have:36 putts18 iron shots11 drives3Continue reading “Deconstructing Golf”
The Greatest Ball Striker of All Time
I mean watch that video and tell me that anyone has any clue about how you should swing a golf club. That is the most ridiculous swing I’ve ever seen and he’s more consistent than (joke opportunity) Mick Cronin failing to adapt to a zone defense. (nailed it) Watching Moe Norman hit golf balls madeContinue reading “The Greatest Ball Striker of All Time”
Ben Hogan Ruined My Life
A few days ago I read the book “Ben Hogan’s Five Lessons: The Modern Fundamentals of Golf”. Like the moron I am I chose to completely abandon my swing and try to precisely learn this new swing down to every detail. I changed my grip, adjusted my left foot to be pointed out 22 degrees,Continue reading “Ben Hogan Ruined My Life”
And Here We Go
I’m really hoping that the joker quote will be ironic and not foreshadowing how this endeavor will go but I suppose time will tell. Spoiler alert, nothing happens and batman wins. In case you couldn’t tell from the subtlety of my home page, I’m going to try and shoot one round under par and documentContinue reading “And Here We Go”
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