I’m really hoping that the joker quote will be ironic and not foreshadowing how this endeavor will go but I suppose time will tell. Spoiler alert, nothing happens and batman wins. In case you couldn’t tell from the subtlety of my home page, I’m going to try and shoot one round under par and document the whole thing because there just simply aren’t enough blogs online these days.
I am not a good golfer. My scores this year have been 102, 106, 85, 93, 90, 99, 94, 93, 88. That being said, I don’t think golf is that hard of a sport and I’m pretty sure I can figure it out.
NARRATOR: “He didn’t”
I don’t totally have a plan but I think I can deconstruct golf to make it easy.
Also just a heads up the majority of these blogs will be semi stream of consciousness where I talk to myself and think about shit. I’m sure 80% of it will be wrong and I’ve bitten off more than I can chew, but I literally have nothing else to do right now so giddy up.
Also also if/when this fails spectacularly I can just delete the website and try again. Hell for all you know I’ve done this every year for the past 20 years of my life. Has the internet been around for 20 years? Whatever I’m 26 I don’t remember when the internet started.