This entire website is to document my attempt at going from an 18 handicap to shooting below par (once), without receiving any coaching.

You can suck forever, as long as you’re great once


I’m not trying to become a great golfer.

I just want to play one round under par, everything else is whatever.

Home Course

The course I belong to isn’t exactly what you would call a difficult course so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice. (That’s the only Caddyshack reference I promise)

I’ll be playing from the white tees for a total yardage of 6001. Full disclosure, I don’t have the slightest clue how that stacks up to other courses but I appreciate the extra yard so I can say it’s over 6000 yards.


I am beyond willing to sell out, literally make me any offer and I’ll bite.